The Old Man Who Loved Cheese


What happens when a man loves cheese more than his family? They all up and leave when the smell gets too bad, the police take him in, the judge gives a trial, and the experts agree this old man smells foul! The lone hope is butterscotch, the only weapon strong enough to combat a stinky man such as this!

by Edward Barnes
Based on the book by Garrison Keillor

Regular price $12.00

Quick Details

  • Type: Opera
  • Length: 35 minutes
  • Availability: Available for productions worldwide
  • Cast Size: 6 roles + ensemble

Full Details

Roles:

  • Wallace P. Flynn (tenor)
  • Wallace’s Wife (mezzo-soprano)
  • Wallace’s Daughter (soprano)
  • Wallace’s Son (tenor)
  • Easy Ed (baritone)
  • Judge Madeleine Kline (mezzo-soprano)

Ensemble includes Scientific Experts, Cheese Police, Neighbors, and Restaurant Patrons

The following resources are included in each performance license:
  • Permission to photocopy the PDF script/score for your production so there is no additional cost for these assets.
  • Full orchestration for flute, oboe, clarinet, bassoon, piano, percussion, string quartet, and bass.

Ed Barnes

EDWARD BARNES is an award-winning composer, lyricist and producer. A graduate of the Juilliard School, he is the winner of Guggenheim and NEA Fellowships, and the Stephen Sondheim Award for “the creation of innovative musical theater.” His opera, musical theater and theater scores have been produced by L.A. Opera, Houston Grand Opera, Lincoln Center Theater Company, Minnesota Opera, Mark Taper Forum, San Francisco Mime Troupe, Virginia Opera, Opera Company of the Philippines, Children’s Theater Company of Minneapolis, Welsh National Opera and many more.  A founding director of the L.A.-based opera-fusion troupe The Metro Ensemble, Edward’s producing credits include Tracy Letts’ play,Superior Donuts, on Broadway, Ricky Ian Gordon’s operaTheGrapes of Wrath (starring Jane Fonda, Nathan Gunn and Christine Ebersole) at Carnegie Hall, Gordon’sA Coffin In Egypt (starring Frederica von Stade) for Lincoln Center’s American Songbook, and live cast recordings of Kurt Weill’sKnickerbocker Holiday (Ghostlight/Sh-k-boom Records) andThe Road of Promise (Naxos Records).  A leading non-profit administrator, Edward has served as Executive Director of Gotham Chamber Opera, Producing Director of MasterVoices, and Managing Director of American Lyric Theater. From 2015-2023 he was the COO of the US Division of African Parks, a global nonprofit which protects and manages 22 national parks in 12 different African nations.  A popular public speaker and teacher, he has been presented by the Chautauqua Institution, RoundTable Cultural Seminars, McKee Academic Seminars, and many universities around the US and in Canada.  He is currently on the faculty of the Juilliard School.

Originally commissioned and produced by Children's Theatre Company in 2000

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Excerpt from The Old Man Who Loves Cheese